1 vegetable shortening
1 flour
1 1/4 cup seedless strawberry jam
1/2 pt whipping cream
3 tbsp sugar
1 package (12 oz) frozen blueberries,
1 partially thawed
TOOLS
1 loaf pan
1 mixing bowl
1 spoon
1 wire cooling rack
1 mixer
1 ziploc bag
2 small serving bowls
1 platter
A Recipe for
Pathology Pound Cake
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| Charles Kuralt |
One cannot refuse to eat just because there is a chance of being choked. |
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With an adult's help, preheat oven and mix cake according to package
directions.
Grease and flour a loaf pan. Pour a half inch layer of batter into
the pan. Then, using a spoon, glop several lines and small pools of
blood (jam) over the batter. Repeat until you put one final layer of
batter covering all signs of jam. You should have a
Bake according to package directions. After removing from pan, allow
to cool 35-40 minutes.
Beat the whipping cream until stiff peaks form. Add the sugar, then
whip for another minute. Using a spoon, gently swirl 2 tablespoons of
the extra blood into the whipped cream and refirgerate until ready to
serve the cake.
Palce the partially thawed blueberries in the ziploc bag. Seal and
lightly pound the berries until they are squished, but not complete
mush. Pour into a bowl, add two tablespoons jam and mix well.
Slice and arrange the cake on a platter. Place the bloody whipped
cream and bllueberry blood clots beside the platter for guests to use
as toppings. Serves 8-10 psycho scientists. Sicko servign
suggestions: Garnish your platter with a garland or little flowers
made of blood splattered sterile guaze bandages.
From the Book: Gross Grub by Cheryl Porter Random House ISBN
0-679-86693-0
Serves: 1
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